THE DUDE REPORT

THE FULL MOVIE. THE BIG LEBOWSKI . CLICK ON LINK BELOW.

2008-05-12T20:15:00.001-07:00

http://www.hulu.com/watch/13136/the-big-lebowski

HULU.COM ROCKS! FREE MOVIES ON YOUR COMPUTER.

10 year anniversary of the dude!

2008-05-08T14:28:00.000-07:00

LEBOWSKI FESTS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY! GOOGLE IT!

MARCH 6 IS THE OFFICIAL DATE, BUT WHO CARES. CELEBRATE THE DUDE!

BIG LEBOWSKI ACTON FIGURES

2008-04-20T17:36:00.000-07:00

BEND EM, STRECH EM, SMOKE EM.

THE POPE IS A COOL DUDE.

2008-04-20T17:34:00.003-07:00

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR DUDE.

2008-04-20T17:34:00.001-07:00

DUDE MOVIE TRAILER

2008-04-15T19:06:00.002-07:00

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A BARBEQUE.

2008-04-15T19:06:00.001-07:00

SLACKER.COM IS FREE RADIO

2008-04-07T19:35:00.001-07:00

DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR?

2008-04-07T19:34:00.001-07:00

I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE WHERE THE KIDS LEAVES CIVILIZATION TO LIVE IN THE WILD BUT THAT'S MAYBE WHAT I NEED.

2008-04-07T19:32:00.000-07:00

FUNKY COLD MEDINA.

2008-04-07T19:31:00.002-07:00

I'M WATCHING THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP.

2008-04-07T19:31:00.001-07:00

THE RULES OF THE DUDE.

2008-04-07T19:27:00.000-07:00

1. DON'T GRAB BODY PARTS.
2. CHILL.
3. BOWL.
4.HANG .
5. HAVE A COCKTAIL.
6. REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS.
7. BE KIND.
8. NO VIOLENCE.
9. RAISE YOUR KIDS.
10. CHILL

WHO CARES ABOUT KATIE COURIC?

2008-04-07T19:18:00.001-07:00

TODAYS CHILL PHOTO

2008-04-07T19:14:00.000-07:00

DARTH VADER TURNED OUT TO BE A REALL ASS.

2008-04-07T19:08:00.001-07:00

I FOUND AN ACTUAL CHILL PILL.

2008-04-07T19:06:00.001-07:00

I'M UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE PEOPLE AT WORK ARE SO LAME.

2008-04-07T19:05:00.001-07:00

I JUST WANT TO DO NOTHING. NOTHING IS FUN.

2008-04-07T19:04:00.001-07:00

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MUSEUMS AND PLAYS AD BASEBALL GAMES. I JUST WANT TO CHILL.

SHIA LEBOUF IS A GREAT ACTOR.

2008-04-07T19:01:00.001-07:00

1. SURF'S UP
2. TRANSFORMERS
3. DISTURBIA
4. COMING SOON, INDIANA JONES 4

THE LAW AND ORDER SHOWS IN THIS ORDER.

2008-04-07T19:00:00.001-07:00

1. SVU
2. REGULAR
3 CRIMINAL INTENT

DON'T GO TO THE OLYMPICS UNTIL CHINA IS COOLER.

2008-04-07T18:59:00.001-07:00

TOM CRUISE IS 5'7"

2008-04-07T18:56:00.001-07:00

I'D RATHER BOWL THAN WATCH AMERCIAN IDOL.

2008-04-07T18:52:00.001-07:00

WHO'S THE GENIUS WHO FIGURED OUT PRINCESS DI WAS MURDERED?

2008-04-07T18:51:00.000-07:00

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS WATCH IT ONLINE

2008-04-07T18:44:00.001-07:00

JERMAINE AND BREET HAVE A WACKY SENSE OF HUMOR. A LITTLE RAW AND TOTALLY ORIGINAL. MEL THE DIE HARD FAN IS PRICELESS AND MURRAY THE MANAGER MIGHT BE FUNNIER THAN THEM BOTH. WATCH THE "BOWIE IN SPACE" AND "LEGGY BLONDE " AND YOU'LL BE HOOKED.

CLICK THIS LINK.

http://www.hbo.com/conchords/video/index.html

DEF LEPPARD SAVED MY LIFE

2008-04-07T18:41:00.000-07:00

It's the tentative title of my new screenplay. Catchy HUh?

Its centers around the one moment in 1983 when I brought a boom box on a bus during a field trip to NYC to see Snoopy the musical. I pressed play and "Unta-Gleiben-Glouten-Globen came on the speakers and all the cool girls came to the back of the bus. I went from geek to one of the cool kids instantly. Later I figured out it was better to hang out with the geeks and freaks rather than the cool kids but that's for the movie. Feathered hair parted in the middle, DEF LEPPARD, AC/DC, MIAMI VICE, MTV AND linen jackets. Its like Waynes World meets Napolean Dynamite.

Why are people so stressed out?

2008-04-07T18:40:00.001-07:00

I kind of rediscovered Billy Joel.

2008-04-07T18:37:00.000-07:00

Lily Allen has a great new album.

2008-04-07T18:35:00.002-07:00

I have a dog that wants to play ball in the house.

2008-04-07T18:35:00.001-07:00

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN MOVIE REVIEW

2008-04-07T18:14:00.001-07:00

This is a great film. Let me just say first that it's beautiful. I haven't seen a movie shot this beautifully for years. Javier Bardem has been in lots of movies overseas but this is his greatest role yet. The world's greatest sociopath right up there with Hannibal Lecther. He is such a cold blooded killler and so terrifying that you can't stop watching the screen for a second. What's his next move? Is he around the corner? Outside the door? The only thing that is half as compelling is that Josh Brolin's character isn't afraid at all. He actually confronts and challenges the badass. What balls. Holy crap. This Goodfellas, The Godafther and Scarface combined and made by the wacky Cohen brothers. One of the greatest thrillers of all time.
For all you kids who think that the ending is "dissapointing", you're an idiot. Not every movie has a neat happy ending. Thank god for that. -The Dude.

CONDI RICE FOR VICE PRES. THAT SOUNDS COOL.

2008-04-07T14:15:00.001-07:00

WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS A BLACK WOMAN PRESIDENT.

TEH DUDE REPORT

2008-04-07T14:11:00.000-07:00

THE DUDE REPORT IS A REPORT OF ALL THE COOL STUFF IN THE UNIVERSE.

LIKE COOL WHIP AND BACON.

OR WOMEN WHO DRIVE TRUCKS .

PEOPLE WHO CHILL.